Oh my. This information is totally out of date.

If you do want to buy something or get in touch about poetry or anything like that, you’re probably better off going to my Poetry website.

 

OUTDATED INFORMATION

Fashion Tips for the Last Days

Fashion Tips for the Last Days is my new book of poems, which should hopefully be coming out very soon. There’ll be a launch and everything. It’s going to be incredible.

City Boy in Blind Spot Trauma

     This is my first book of poetry and short fiction, which came out in May 2008. It’s about 44 pages long, and features 29 poems and six short stories. There’s not really an over-riding theme, but there’s a lot of stuff about glass eyes, missing limbs and cleft palates. It’s got a couple of pieces of shocking doggerel, but other than that, I reckon it’s still pretty good.

I normally sell it for £3, which works out at 11.6 pence per poem / story.  I can’t work out how to sell things online, but if you do want one (it might be an extra 50p for postage) do write me an email and we can work something out, I’m sure.

Glossy Magazine

    Glossy Magazine is like a coffee table book, but smaller. And better. It’s this incredible magazine that me and Amy wrote, and it’sgot everything from searing true life stories to practical how-to guides, from celebrity reincarnation to medieval sports, and it’s all 100% Solid Fact.

     Eric Hobsbaum called it “clearly the most exciting document produced this century”, but what does he know? This one costs £2 (+50p postage) – see above to find out how to get yours.

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